- A mom's work is never done.
- All I want is a little peace and quiet while I'm still on this earth.
- Always count your blessings. It keeps a smile on your face.
- Always end your day with a smile, and a hug, and a kind word to the ones you love!
- Be good to your body. It's the only one you get.
- Because I'm the Mommy. That's why.
- Children are God's most precious gift.
- Children need your presence more than your presents.
- Chocolate is a main food group.
- Embarrass your kids before they embarrass you.
- Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten.
- Faith and communication are keys to a happy family!
- Friends come and friends go, but your family will always be there for you!
- God give me the patience to get through the terrible twos, and threes, and fours, and, and, and...!
- God will never give you more than you can handle.
- Have a life with your kids, but don't allow then to run your life for you. They'll never grow into responsible adults that way!
- I can't stand being called "Soccer Mom". My kids don’t even play soccer!
- I can't wait til they move out.
- I fantasize about having two men… one to COOK and one to CLEAN.
- I know God will only give me what I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
- I need a vacation!
- If for no other reason, smile for your children. Let them remember you smiling.
- If Jesus was standing here, would you say that?
- If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
- If you lose it and it comes back, it was meant to be. If you try to lose it and it stays on the couch and doesn't move, you either married it or gave birth to it.
- If you mess with my little chicks, I'll peck you on the head.
- It's as easy to cook for 10 as it is for two.
- It's easier to childproof your guns than bulletproof your children.
- Just let me have five minutes to myself!
- Keep family #1, because really it's all you have that's worth anything at all.
- Learn something new every day.
- Life is best lived in the company of a child.
- Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring and integrity, they will think of you.
- Make a difference, everyday!
- Motherhood is bliss.
- My family comes first.
- My kids are my life.
- Ok, what is this in the fridge, and why does mom have to clean it up?
- One hundred years from now it will not matter what kind of car I drove or what kind of house I lived in, but the world will be a better place because I was important in the life of a child!
- Practice what you preach. Your children may not listen, but they sure do watch!
- Remember, your kids are only this age once. Enjoy them.
- Stay young long enough to embarrass your kids by riding faster and playing better music.
- Thank you, Lord, for my BABIES!
- The best kind of love is the love of your child.
- The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
- Treasure your children for what they are, not for what you want them to be.
- Whoever doesn't believe in love at first sight has never been a parent!